Golden Boy Sounds

• heart.wav It's not Kintaro's heart that's throbbing...
• 360degrees Kintaro discovers something important about human anatomy.
• fearnot.wav Kintaro makes a flowery speech to a matronly co-worker.
• forgivme.wav Kintaro: "Oh God, please forgive me and my stupid wanton imagination..."
• handson1.wav Naoko grabs Kintaro's hand. He imagines she's grabbing him....elsewhere.
• nipples.wav Nipples ahoy!
• nopanty.wav Kintaro discovers Naoko's little secret.
• scrub.wav Kintaro laughing as he scrubs Naoko's toilet.
• thinksex.wav Naoko describes what Kintaro wants to do to her. (be warned this is a long one..but funny!)
• toy.wav Naoko: "From now on, you'll be my toy to play with!"

Kodomo no Omocha Sounds some of these sounds taken from Yoshiko's Anime Wav Collection

• Burabura1.mp3 Hayama singing...and it's even weirder than you think.
• Burabura2.mp3 Hayama, STILL singing.
• Burabura3.mp3 Man, you just can't get the mike away from this guy...
• cut.wav Babbit: "Hey! You two cut it out! Quit kissing! Cut cut cut cut CUT!!!"
• ohayo2.wav Babbit: "Good-morning!" (with Sana in the background telling Rei-kun to hurry up - he's driving so slowly kindergarten kids are passing)
• rant.mp3 Sana: "DANGIT!Thisreallyreallypissesmeoff!!Ican'tstandthis!Why me!?!Whyme!?Eversince6thgradestarted,lifetherehasbeenHELL!!!!ICAN'TSTANDIT!!OhmyGOD,itjustSUCKS!LIFEsucks!Mywholelifesucks!Whycan'titbealittlemorelikethoseniceshoujomanga?ButNOOO!!IhavetohaveSATANforaschoolmate!Ican'tstanditIcan'tstanditIcan'tstandit..."
• oops.wav Sana: "huwaaaa... Oops"
• bossy.mp3 Sana: "Odoroki-Mamonoki-Sanshonoki! (Surprise-Peach tree-Sansho tree [Not a clue, but Sana-chan rarely makes sense...]) What's wrong with being cute and bossy?"
• buruburu.mp3 Sana: "Where is that 'buru-buru' thing? (rummaging in backpack) 'Buru-buru?' 'Buru-buru'? (then realizes she gave it back to Rei-kun)"
• boarfox.mp3 Sana: "Why don't you guys look at yourselves in the mirror and see what it looks like to have NO brains at all. Even monkeys look smarter than you guys!
  Boy1: What was that?
  Sana: Remember, you guys are 'torano inoshi shi kita kitsune' (tiger, boar and fox)!
  Boy2: What??? I don't know what that meant, but I sure don't like it!
  Babbit: She meant to say, "Tora no inokaru.' (pawns being controlled)."
• celery.wav Sana: "Onion, carrot, celery!" (Trying to scare Hayama with vegetables)
• snort.wav Piggy Hayama snorts.
• uncle.wav Hayama says uncle.
• sanarap.mp3 Sana raps.
• sanasing.mp3 Sana (and Mama and Hayama's dad) sings.

Dragon Half Sounds

• Dama2.mp3 Damaramu, saying something not particularly bright.
• Damaramu.wav Damaramu, Laughing manically
• Ooo.wav King says Oooo!
• Press.wav"SUPER CRUSHING PRESS!! (ye king's anger.)"
• Regret.wav"I Damaramu will regret this."
• Rosaking.mp3 King: "...and when he's out of the way, I'LL HAVE HIS LOVELY WIFE! HAHAHA!!" Rosario: "You're the man! HAHAHA!" Mink: "ugh...what's going on?" Rosario & King: "....AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
• Rosario.wav Rosario: "...idiots!" King and Vina: "OI! SOMEONE GET A STAKE AND START A FIRE!!" Rosario: "A joke, a joke! I was kidding!"
• Vina.wav Vina, laughing manically.
• Vinaking.wav Vina and the king, laughing manically.

Slayers Sounds

• dramatic.wav Ameria: "Oh, what a dramatic situation!" Zelgadiss: "...Oi."
• yogurt.wav Lina: "How many times do I have to explain this to you, yogurt for brains!?!" Gourry: (popping his head open) "Want some?" Lina: "NO!!!!"
• lucky.wav Lina: "Lucky!"
• koala.wav Lina flies into a tree and does a koala impression.
• linaqueen.wav Lina whipping a monster and telling him to call her the queen.
• canalmessage.mp3 Ok, so it's not Slayers, but it might as well be. Canal (Megumi) talks to a phone booth. "Hmmm, so that's how it is...Hello? Thank you very much! Us computers should stick together, neh? I love you! Ja ne!"
• ameriasing.wav Zel tells Ameria to sing in order to distract them from Valgarv's mind attack. She does.
• xelloss2.wav Xelloss reminds us that he's a Mazoku.
• drop.wav Lina throws a boomerang. Gourry asks what it was supposed to do. Lina tells him to wait and see. It hits him in the face. We laugh.
• Draguwarn.wav Gourry & Ameria: "Dragu Slave alert! Everyone please evacuate the city!"
• Himitsu.wav Xelloss, and his classic little line. I'd tell you what it is, but that's a secret.
• j-fireball.mp3 FIIIIRRE.......BAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!
• Naga.mp2 The indomitable Naga, and her laugh.
• Nagalaf.wav Naga, yet again.
• Nagalaf2.wav aaaaannnnd...you guessed it, NAGA!!
• Nagaspell.wav Your ears hurting yet? Well here's even more Naga! OOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
• Options.wav Lina: "Okay, you have five different options, First, you can be killed by me, or you can be killed by Gourry, or, you can be killed by Ameria, or, you can be killed by Zelgadis."
           King:"Those aren't options!"
           Lina:"Yeah, I guess so... In that case... You can bribe me and we'll forget the whole thing happened!"
           Gourry: "MORON!"

Samurai Pizza Cats Sounds

• doboy.wav Big Cheese: Gerry, the little doughboy exploded, was it something I said?"
• Flshlite.wav Polly: "a fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes...and NOBODY'S GOT A FLASHLIGHT!?!"
• Icecream.wav Princess Vi, doing what she does best...scream orders.
• Justfor.wav Badbird: "Well just for that we're going to unleash the most hideous mechanism of mindless brutality ever assembled."
• Landhead.wav Guido: "landing on your head can be mentally stimulating!"
• Timeplot.wav Badbird: "It's time to put our sinister plot into action."

Ranma ½ Sounds

• aboy2u.wav "Daddy, does this look like a boy to you?" Ranma: "Please, I wish you'd stop that..."
• cute.wav Nabiki: "Ooh, he *is* cute."
• hapbra.wav Happosai finds a silken treasure...
• kasevil.wav Kasumi feels another pesky bout of evilness coming on.
• kunolaugh.wav Another wonderful Kuno Laugh.
• octopi.wav "Curse those evil octopi..."
• poorbaby.wav Ukyo offers her sympathies to Ranma...sort of.
• Ukyojass.wav Ukyo: "What'd you do THAT for, ya jackass!"
• Ukyostpd.wav Ukyo: "Were you BORN stupid or did you just grow that way?"
• Hentai2.mp3 A discussion concerning Happosai's...tendencies.
• why.mp3 Soun: "Oh, WHY must they fight so?" Akane: "Yeah, why is that?" Soun: "Ehehehehe...."
• Kodachi.wav Kodachi, and her memorable laugh.
• Kunolaff.wav Kuno, with an equally memorable laugh.
• Savelife.wav Nabiki, being wry (as always)
• Kunodoor.wav Kuno walks into a door; Nabiki's comments.
• Smote.mp3 Kuno: "Ahh, I smote him well."
• Pathetic.wav Nabiki: "Good grief, you're pathetic."
• Khate.wav Kuno expressing his distaste toward Nabiki, and Nabiki being rather unmoved.
• Rryoga.wav Ryoga: "I think I'll go off and do something really eeeevil."

El-Hazard

• fujikick.wav Fujisawa.......KICK!
• allright.wav Ura: "heiki...heiki heiki!"
• jinailaf.wav The original Japanese Jinnai Laugh.
• Purpledino.wav The now infamous dolphin-bear scene.
• Permission.wav When you're evil, you don't need permission for anything!
• Drag.wav Nanami thinks Makoto may be undergoing a slight change in lifestyle.
• Queen.wav ...So does Shayla Shayla.
• Smokes.wav Fujisawa: "I hope we get back before I run out of smokes."
• Ura1.wav Ura: "Daijobu, Makoto?"
• Newname.wav For some reason, Jinnai didn't think "hey you" was an acceptable thing to call a bugrom.
• Date.wav Fujisawa: "WOOOHOO! Heya baby, how bout a date!" Makoto (as Fatora): "Don't you dare talk to me that way!"
• Job.wav Miz expresses her approval of Mr. Fujisawa's credentials
• Jinnai.wav Jinnai's wonderful laugh. Now that is one dude who really enjoys being evil.

Tenchi Muyo Sounds

• itshot.wav Tenchi, Sasami and Ryo-Ohki complaining about the heat.
• angel.wav Washuu: "I'm the Angel of Mercy! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
• Magfngrs.mp3 Washuu, trying to get a sperm sample out of Tenchi. Classic.
• Plotting.wav Tenchi: "Ah, you're plotting something aren't you?" Washuu: "Of course." Tenchi: "...figures."
• Sayonara.wav Ryouko and Ayeka: "BYE BYE! Don't come back for quite a while!"
• Surprise.wav Ayeka expresses her displeasure with the actions of a certain cabbit.

Bubblegum Crisis Sounds

• Knecroch.wav A policeman learns the hard way that it's not wise to cross paths with Priss.
• Konchiwa.wav Nene Romanova saying good afternoon.
• Lsatblst.wav the Satellite from BGC firing...sugoi!
• Beamsat.mp3 The sound of a small satellite strike...aahhh, mass destruction feels good.

Violinist of Hamelin Sounds

• thissucks.wavHamel - "Aaaah, man this sucks."
• sizermissile.wavHamel using one of his compatriots as a projectile.
• sizer.wavSizer - *flustered* "W-with this crappy fortress I could...with this crappy...this CRAPPY...this crappy...*blink* *blink* AAHH!! *falls into pit*
• dancers.wavHamel - "Hoi. ...I wanna see some dancers."
• matte.wavHamel - "Hey, I'll be RIGHT down, so don't you go anywhere!"

Miscellaneous Sounds

• mitsuosan.wav From Greenwood...sort of. It's from Iwata Mitsuo (who plays Mitsuru)'s first CD, Hanashi ga Chigau. This one is SOOOOO damn funny. But gotta warn you, it's long.
• Duo-playaround.wav (Gundam Wing) "This is Duo! I'm finished here but I'm going to play around with these guys a little more!"
• h&d-thinking.wav (Gundam Wing) Heero: "What are you thinking about?" Duo: "Oh, just thinking."
• tira-men.wav (Bakuretsu Hunter) Tira: "Men are better if they're a little dumb!"
• hp-sogreat.wav (Hyper Police) Waitress petting Natsuki, "Natsuki-chan, you're so great." *Meow* "Does it feel good?" *Nyao*
• hp-baka.wav (Hyper Police) Natsuki calling herself an idiot.
• sano-hey.wav (Rurouni Kenshin) Sanosuke saying 'Hey' in a very cute way.
• nukuv2.wav (Nuku Nuku) AAAAAAAAATTTSSUUUUIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
• halloween.mp3 (Bastard) Darshu and Arshes Nei casting THE bigass spell.
• Kuronekosama.mp3 Legato Bluesummers (badguy from Trigun voiced by the indomitable Seki-kun) talking to the black cat...the cat does not sound impressed.
• Blnnn.wav Herself the Elf going BLNNNNNNN!!
• Noh.wav YOOOOOOOOO!!